Say that Mario Kart Wii existed in their universe. This is who they'd be:
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Felix | Bowser |
| Dustine | Rosalina |
| Grace | Daisy |
| French | Koopa Troopa |
| Leon | Bowser Jr |
| Melanie | Yoshi |
| Marina | Peach |
| Eric | Luigi |
| Jaqui | Diddy Kong |
| Ben | Dry Bones |
| Ben 2.0 | King Boo |
| Barley | Toadette |
